On this day in 1997, Volcano was #1 at the North American box-office.
[Museum personnel are moving paintings from a threatened museum]
1st. Guard: Man, this Hieronymus Bosch is heavy!
2nd. Guard: That’s because he deals with man’s inclination towards sin, in defiance of God’s will.
1st. Guard: I didn’t mean it like that.
2nd. Guard: Oh.